Current Squad
| NAME | ROLE | POS | RTG | DATE JOINED | APPS | GOALS | ASSISTS | YC | RC |
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| Mbumbi | Captain | CB | 7.8 | 2 Jul 2023 | 1,525 | 66 | 249 | 273 | 14 |
| Toadragoss | Vice Captain | GK | 8.4 | 15 Aug 2024 | 325 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
| Maaby | Player | LW | 7.8 | 10 Oct 2023 | 1,080 | 1,191 | 949 | 273 | 11 |
| Tiago | Player | CM | 7.9 | 21 Dec 2024 | 758 | 173 | 278 | 241 | 9 |
| JohnCalvin | Player | LW | 8.3 | 23 Nov 2025 | 469 | 816 | 413 | 52 | 4 |
| Declan | Player | CM | 8.6 | 10 Sept 2025 | 254 | 85 | 122 | 49 | 2 |
| heinz | Player | CB | 7.0 | 3 Feb 2026 | 222 | 106 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
| Trupoy | Player | CB | 7.0 | 24 Nov 2025 | 166 | 4 | 24 | 21 | 1 |
| mr_pickles | Player | LW | 8.2 | 1 Mar 2026 | 157 | 216 | 101 | 3 | 0 |
| ster | Player | RW | 7.9 | 7 Feb 2026 | 121 | 141 | 96 | 14 | 1 |
| Prime chocolate | Player | RW | 7.9 | 17 Dec 2025 | 115 | 56 | 96 | 2 | 0 |
| Traumatik | Player | RB | 7.3 | 30 Dec 2025 | 115 | 1 | 19 | 33 | 1 |
| Zurna | Player | LB | 7.0 | 2 Feb 2026 | 78 | 1 | 17 | 24 | 0 |
| sane | Player | RB | 7.0 | 2 Feb 2026 | 49 | 10 | 7 | 13 | 2 |
| Bay | Player | LW | 8.3 | 1 Feb 2026 | 46 | 43 | 34 | 4 | 1 |
| Krythx | Player | RB | 7.6 | 28 Feb 2026 | 22 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 0 |
| Pikary | Loaned | CB | 6.4 | 7 Aug 2023 | 437 | 18 | 107 | 12 | 1 |
| Marksken | Loaned | CM | 7.2 | 10 Oct 2024 | 286 | 96 | 154 | 47 | 0 |
| Parrot- | Loaned | LB | 7.7 | 13 Apr 2025 | 166 | 9 | 58 | 2 | 0 |
| PINGUS | Loaned | LB | 6.9 | 28 Jul 2025 | 112 | 11 | 32 | 5 | 1 |
| tesro | Loaned | CF | 7.2 | 19 Jun 2024 | 70 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
| Perfect Nich | Reserve | LW | 7.0 | 2 Jul 2023 | 177 | 61 | 59 | 88 | 6 |
| srv | Reserve | LW | 7.1 | 8 Jul 2025 | 150 | 41 | 45 | 21 | 1 |
| Riley | Reserve | RB | 6.8 | 7 Aug 2025 | 117 | 9 | 25 | 45 | 2 |
| Tomas | Reserve | CM | 7.4 | 11 Mar 2026 | 64 | 25 | 41 | 6 | 2 |
| Reinaldo | Reserve | GK | 7.1 | 14 Oct 2025 | 43 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| boy next door | Reserve | CF | 7.7 | 15 Oct 2025 | 36 | 44 | 17 | 2 | 0 |
| Schura | Reserve | CM | 6.9 | 13 May 2024 | 30 | 22 | 26 | 15 | 0 |
