Current Squad
| NAME | ROLE | POS | RTG | DATE JOINED | APPS | GOALS | ASSISTS | YC | RC |
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| snek | Captain | CB | 7.7 | 18 Dec 2025 | 248 | 112 | 108 | 80 | 9 |
| Ango | Manager | GK | 6.5 | 10 Mar 2026 | 262 | 7 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
| PINGUS | Manager | LB | 6.9 | 12 Jan 2026 | 77 | 6 | 27 | 5 | 0 |
| Lyubo | Manager | GK | 6.4 | 10 Feb 2026 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| vincenchus | Player | RB | 6.5 | 18 Dec 2025 | 425 | 356 | 258 | 41 | 3 |
| akii | Player | CB | 6.4 | 14 Mar 2026 | 237 | 62 | 56 | 47 | 1 |
| Raden | Player | RB | 6.1 | 18 Dec 2025 | 231 | 7 | 19 | 53 | 12 |
| sensible amgad | Player | LW | 7.0 | 4 Jan 2026 | 230 | 183 | 188 | 50 | 3 |
| rum | Player | RW | 7.5 | 8 Feb 2026 | 132 | 98 | 41 | 46 | 8 |
| mick | Player | CF | 7.3 | 7 Feb 2026 | 112 | 196 | 66 | 11 | 0 |
| ceo n(n) | Player | RW | 7.1 | 4 Jan 2026 | 85 | 91 | 78 | 5 | 1 |
| Lucax | Player | CF | 7.0 | 11 Mar 2026 | 69 | 100 | 37 | 7 | 0 |
| dabbackwood | Player | RW | 6.8 | 21 Feb 2026 | 60 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 0 |
| Dennizz | Player | CB | 6.0 | 7 Mar 2026 | 38 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 |
| mLN | Player | LB | 6.4 | 4 Mar 2026 | 25 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| Wizard | Player | RB | 6.5 | 13 Mar 2026 | 17 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| scazz` | Player | CB | 6.0 | 10 Mar 2026 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Fenks | Player | LB | 7.0 | 8 Mar 2026 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| UltimaIC | Loaned | RB | 7.0 | 19 Jan 2026 | 78 | 22 | 41 | 21 | 1 |
| Bobby | Loaned | CF | 6.3 | 29 Jan 2026 | 52 | 28 | 30 | 4 | 1 |
| gangsterdos | Reserve | CB | 6.4 | 21 Dec 2025 | 41 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 3 |