Current Squad
| NAME | ROLE | POS | RTG | DATE JOINED | APPS | GOALS | ASSISTS | YC | RC |
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| JohnCalvin | Captain | LW | 8.3 | 18 Dec 2025 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
| ster | Player | RW | 7.9 | 18 Dec 2025 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| snek | Player | CB | 7.7 | 18 Dec 2025 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Tomas | Player | CM | 7.4 | 19 Dec 2025 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Zurna | Player | LB | 7.0 | 22 Dec 2025 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alexxx | Player | CM | 7.2 | 23 Dec 2025 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| FASKNOMFSANONFAS | Player | RW | 7.6 | 23 Dec 2025 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| mr_pickles | Player | LW | 8.2 | 31 Mar 2026 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| king. | Player | CM | 7.1 | 18 Dec 2025 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| heinz | Player | CB | 7.0 | 21 Dec 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
