
| NAME | ROLE | POS | RTG | DATE JOINED | APPS | GOALS | ASSISTS | YC | RC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yeks | Captain | LW | 6.8 | 23 Jun 2025 | 123 | 48 | 91 | 11 | 1 |
| Franco Portofino | Vice Captain | CB | 6.4 | 14 Dec 2025 | 501 | 64 | 97 | 118 | 8 |
| De Jong | Manager | CM | 6.7 | 25 Nov 2025 | 488 | 372 | 268 | 36 | 2 |
| Kojiro | Manager | CB | 5.8 | 9 Mar 2026 | 103 | 16 | 13 | 28 | 1 |
| spanska | Player | CB | 6.1 | 27 Feb 2026 | 281 | 11 | 28 | 13 | 3 |
| Sneaky | Player | LW | 6.7 | 25 Nov 2025 | 244 | 325 | 208 | 31 | 0 |
| flamwell | Player | CF | 6.5 | 1 Oct 2025 | 236 | 245 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
| inchill | Player | LB | 6.5 | 24 Nov 2025 | 211 | 25 | 28 | 56 | 14 |
| Alpha | Player | LB | 6.4 | 22 Feb 2026 | 204 | 20 | 39 | 5 | 0 |
| pw | Player | LW | 6.6 | 17 Feb 2026 | 202 | 30 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
| promotemurder | Player | LB | 5.6 | 22 Jan 2026 | 179 | 15 | 7 | 67 | 13 |
| snake | Player | LW | 6.6 | 30 Dec 2025 | 145 | 133 | 117 | 6 | 0 |
| starfruit | Player | CB | 6.5 | 13 Mar 2026 | 134 | 17 | 28 | 40 | 2 |
| K. | Player | RW | 6.3 | 15 Dec 2025 | 126 | 4 | 8 | 23 | 4 |
| Curripipi | Player | RW | 6.6 | 4 Jan 2026 | 125 | 61 | 31 | 7 | 0 |
| Matys [Snus] | Player | GK | 6.4 | 17 Dec 2025 | 123 | 2 | 18 | 0 | 0 |
| exaz2k | Player | RW | 6.4 | 28 Dec 2025 | 114 | 98 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
| Kozii | Player | CB | 6.0 | 25 Feb 2026 | 70 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 0 |
| Burri^^ | Player | RW | 6.9 | 16 Feb 2026 | 68 | 63 | 42 | 15 | 3 |
| videhh | Player | CF | 6.6 | 6 Mar 2026 | 61 | 71 | 23 | 8 | 0 |
| Quesadillas | Player | LB | 5.5 | 22 Feb 2026 | 35 | 2 | 4 | 17 | 1 |
| henergy | Player | LW | 6.6 | 26 Feb 2026 | 26 | 44 | 19 | 10 | 0 |
| kh | Reserve | CF | 6.4 | 15 Dec 2023 | 385 | 493 | 242 | 32 | 0 |
| Neo | Reserve | CM | 6.4 | 24 Feb 2026 | 212 | 170 | 135 | 98 | 8 |
| DudeMan | Reserve | LW | 6.6 | 24 Nov 2025 | 128 | 127 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
| Kondy | Reserve | LW | 6.4 | 2 Jan 2026 | 127 | 164 | 77 | 12 | 1 |
| iniesta | Reserve | CB | 6.4 | 13 Mar 2026 | 123 | 11 | 18 | 15 | 2 |
| STR | Reserve | CB | 6.4 | 21 Dec 2025 | 83 | 73 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
| Rodri | Reserve | LB | 6.0 | 29 Dec 2025 | 73 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 2 |
| fram. | Reserve | LB | 6.5 | 19 Dec 2025 | 53 | 25 | 19 | 6 | 0 |
| Victor | Reserve | LB | - | 21 Dec 2025 | 50 | 5 | 8 | 12 | 3 |
| magano | Reserve | CB | 5.8 | 22 Jan 2026 | 46 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| Agem | Reserve | RW | 6.4 | 25 Jan 2026 | 41 | 17 | 17 | 6 | 0 |
| absolute | Reserve | CM | 6.4 | 14 Feb 2026 | 38 | 22 | 13 | 9 | 2 |
| Fluke | Reserve | GK | 6.1 | 14 Oct 2024 | 31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Pepe Reina | Reserve | RW | 6.7 | 28 Feb 2026 | 31 | 33 | 28 | 0 | 0 |
| DIAIO | Reserve | GK | - | 13 Mar 2026 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Borus | Reserve | LB | - | 22 Feb 2026 | 25 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| h66cz | Reserve | CF | 6.0 | 8 Feb 2026 | 22 | 9 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
| Ziyech | Reserve | RB | 5.8 | 6 Feb 2026 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| BRTM | Reserve | GK | 5.9 | 24 Jan 2026 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 |
| leo | Reserve | LB | - | 28 Feb 2026 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Lima | Reserve | RB | 6.8 | 17 Feb 2026 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 |
| dbd | Reserve | LW | 7.0 | 22 Feb 2026 | 12 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 1 |
| Westik | Reserve | GK | 6.0 | 11 Mar 2026 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| dRaFt | Reserve | LB | 6.0 | 2 Feb 2026 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| astraL | Reserve | LW | 6.0 | 10 Feb 2026 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| Cheerio | Reserve | RB | - | 6 Feb 2026 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Cheezr | Reserve | GK | 6.0 | 20 Feb 2026 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Moxryy | Reserve | - | 6.0 | 18 Feb 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |