Current Squad
| NAME | ROLE | POS | RTG | DATE JOINED | APPS | GOALS | ASSISTS | YC | RC |
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| ObiWan #23 | Captain | CB | 7.1 | 23 Nov 2025 | 758 | 12 | 118 | 24 | 0 |
| Mbumbi alt | Captain | - | - | 9 Mar 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| s1mu | Vice Captain | LW | 7.1 | 23 Nov 2025 | 340 | 273 | 335 | 54 | 3 |
| Pikary | Manager | CB | 6.4 | 25 Nov 2025 | 197 | 4 | 42 | 10 | 0 |
| tesro | Manager | CF | 7.2 | 17 Dec 2025 | 88 | 59 | 39 | 17 | 1 |
| Parrot- | Manager | LB | 7.7 | 10 Mar 2026 | 75 | 27 | 32 | 3 | 0 |
| Marksken | Manager | CM | 7.2 | 4 Jan 2026 | 74 | 43 | 66 | 9 | 0 |
| marcy | Player | CM | 8.1 | 5 Jan 2026 | 348 | 448 | 192 | 20 | 0 |
| Filipovič | Player | CF | 7.7 | 13 Dec 2025 | 288 | 488 | 167 | 38 | 3 |
| skuza | Player | CM | 7.4 | 7 Jan 2026 | 269 | 120 | 71 | 41 | 1 |
| zapdos | Player | CM | 7.2 | 24 Nov 2025 | 160 | 150 | 94 | 53 | 0 |
| Jota | Player | CF | 7.1 | 31 Dec 2025 | 136 | 10 | 23 | 16 | 7 |
| Samdana | Player | RW | 7.7 | 18 Jan 2026 | 129 | 76 | 85 | 6 | 0 |
| St.Rolexx :j | Player | CB | 7.0 | 24 Nov 2025 | 108 | 30 | 25 | 41 | 2 |
| Lolktezy | Player | RW | 7.1 | 7 Feb 2026 | 100 | 93 | 89 | 7 | 0 |
| squid | Player | RB | 7.0 | 30 Dec 2025 | 69 | 5 | 27 | 11 | 0 |
| rusty | Player | LB | 6.6 | 12 Mar 2026 | 58 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 0 |
| MaximGM | Player | GK | 6.8 | 15 Feb 2026 | 35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Sam | Player | CM | 7.4 | 5 Mar 2026 | 35 | 18 | 32 | 3 | 0 |
| Andris | Loaned | LW | 6.8 | 23 Jun 2025 | 128 | 66 | 63 | 36 | 0 |
| MAINZAA | Loaned | CB | 6.4 | 24 Nov 2025 | 78 | 2 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
| Jutt. | Loaned | GK | 6.4 | 25 Jan 2026 | 35 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| Johannes Carolus | Reserve | RW | 6.3 | 26 May 2024 | 578 | 15 | 127 | 28 | 2 |
| jordan | Reserve | LW | 6.7 | 14 Dec 2025 | 263 | 142 | 109 | 30 | 1 |
| russ | Reserve | RB | 6.4 | 16 Dec 2025 | 54 | 5 | 17 | 12 | 1 |
| tosneaky | Reserve | RW | 7.9 | 13 Feb 2026 | 15 | 16 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
| -Gambit` | Reserve | RB | 6.6 | 27 Dec 2025 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
